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What is Censor Board Cut In Kya Kool Hai Hum 3 ?

Censor Board Cut Out In Kya Kool Hai Hum 3 ?

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Touted as India's first porn-com, Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 has, of course, been raising a lot of eyebrows. And if you've been following all the Censor Board drama surrounding it, it's been much more entertaining than the film itself. Also, the fact that the film has got a 0 rating (yes!) in most of the movie reviews doesn't help its case either! Although news was being circulated earlier that the Censor Board has made as much as 150 cuts in the movie, it seems like it's actually just 34 the board has ordered, replacing words like “lingam” with “chingum” and what not! You can see it in these images circulating on the internet. There were some other cuts well, but they are termed as “voluntary deletions”.

If the movie didn't have you face-palming, then the censor cuts for porn-com 'Kya Kool Hain Hum 3' definitely will. The certificate issued from the Central Board of Film Certification extends across six pages, and several snips, and alterations were demanded by both an examining committee and then a revising committee.

Some particular gems include replacing the word 'dick' with 'encyclopidia' (yes, that's how they spelt it), replacing 'lingam' with 'chingum' and 'pingum, and substituting 'beauty' in place of 'chuchi' .

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About Movie :

The film is directed by Umesh Ghadge. The film stars Tusshar Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani and Mandana Karimi, the current sensation of “Bigg Boss” house. The film is slated to release on January 22. It is a sequel to “Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum”. 

“As always we at ALT Entertainment continue to push the boundaries of entertainment by presenting the first sex comedy of the year,” said Aman Gill, CEO, Balaji Motion Pictures.

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The bigger the better, the tighter the sweater. In a more innocent time, when there was no internet, girlie mags were hard to find, and pre-pubescent imagination was allowed to run riot, just reciting this caused endless giggles and naughty visions. In this day and age, when everything is laid bare (groan, pardon the lousy pun)

The third in the ‘Kya Kool’ series faithfully follows the thrust-boob-butt template, as Kanhaiya (Tusshar Kapoor), Rocky (Aftab Shivdasani) and Mickey (Krushna Abishek) make whoopee in Thailand. Oh wait. In keeping with the nature of this flick, I should say peepee. Because that’s a word that raises laughs amongst the easy-to-please, as does the old ‘lena’, ‘dena’, ( a girl is called Marilee, sigh), ‘uski’, ‘chuski’, and so on. And, oh, also, ‘popat’, which means a ‘parrot’, and ahem, another word for the male private part. (Akshay Kumar’s Airlift and adult comedy Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 clash at box-office This trio is surrounded by a bunch of leggy women, all of whom look like they’ve hired for their ample measurements in the upper and lower departments, and ability to show skin. All they are meant to do is to bite their lips, and sigh orgasmically, whenever the plot runs out of steam, which happens so often that you lose count.

Meanwhile, this is what we get: a mouse running up a pant leg and nesting in a delicate body part, a crow sitting on self-same body part, water running down several bosoms, and.. okay, I’m hitting the pause button, because this is a family newspaper/website.

This film calls itself a ‘sex comedy’: I don’t know about you, but this business of keeping actors standing in a room in one line just the way they would in a sit com (that’s how we know it is an Ekta Kapoor production, apart from Tusshar’s constant presence), and tossing juvenile lines amongst themselves, doesn’t spell ess-ee-ex to me.

So no sex. And all those limp jokes don’t add up to a comedy, either. What it is, is false pretences. Can I please call it a falsie? I know, groan again. Given the previous two flicks, did we really think this would be a bag of laughs? More fool hain hum.

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